Monthly Archives: August 2013

Picture the scene, the Rolling Stones have left the stage, having got plenty of satisfaction from the reaction of the crowd and dripping with sweat, they’re ready for a refreshing beer (or six) and something to eat. “Let’s have pizza.” Mick says, spotting a pizza menu pinned to the dressing room wall. As usual he’s keen to establish himself as the leader of the group, but forgets the fact that he was once punched by Charlie Watts for asking, “Where’s my drummer?” “Yeah man, I need to eat now, man.” Keith surprisingly agrees without a fight and now no one will rock the boat by suggesting anything else. The tour manager finds his phone and gets ready to dial, before realising that this ramshackle bunch of multi-millionaires almost certainly won’t settle for any old pizza, they’ll have a favourite. So which brand of pizza will our musicians choose? Probably the […]

Getting something free is great. You can save yourself no end of money on market research by simply assuming that customers would like your product, provided it doesn’t cost them anything and they don’t have to give up anything else to get it. Honestly, you’ll shift thousands of whatever it is. But, of course, you won’t make any money. And that’s not ideal. One ingenious way around this problem is to give away something for free at the same time that a customer is buying something else. That way you get to send out all those irresistible messages that there’s something free to be had, whilst making the money you need from the revenue on other product. By virtue of a cunning piece of mental accounting you can split the profit across both products and, providing you haven’t ignored the cost of the two, still make a profit. Unfortunately, recent […]

It’s all a matter of consumer need. If you can understand the consumer need your product satisfies then you can tell prospective customers about it and they will buy it. And the great news is that you find out what consumers’ needs are in relation to any product or service by asking them. So, if you aren’t currently succeeding you have a simple route to turn things around. Find out what the consumers needs are by asking them. Tell them your product meets them. What could be easier? Well, the great news is that I can save you the trouble of step one. Because I’ve done the research already and I can tell you the answers. Consumers don’t really need anything. Ok, the basics, food, water, heat, shelter. But unfortunately (or not depending on how you look at it) someone has beaten us to all these markets. And the only people […]

Let’s face it, most of us are familiar with the situation. The couple sit in the restaurant chatting happily, smiling at each other and enjoying themselves. Then… The menu arrives. He glances at it, selects something and puts the menu down, suddenly remembering how hungry he is and hoping that the food will arrive very soon. She sits back and starts looking at the menu as you might a favourite novel. She studies it with the sort of attention normally reserved for forensic investigations. He tells himself to relax. “Don’t spoil the evening by getting cross,” he thinks to himself. She is oblivious to his building discomfort. Wrapped up in the vast selection of delicious alternatives present. “Hmmm,” she wonders, “what would be best?” Several minutes pass. He can’t conceive what mental algorithms she’s juggling with that might necessitate such a long time between seeing the menu and choosing some […]